Featured Image: Russian President Vladimir Putin announces his interest in either dissolving or privatising the Russian State Yogurt Corporation, branded as YogCorp. For more information, check out our first blog post on fish yogurt.
Monday, 6 February 2018, Moscow, Russia – When you consider the stress of militarily invading other countries, suppressing the political opposition, cracking down on gay people, and dealing with an ongoing scandal of interfering with a foreign country’s democratic elections, one could say that Russian President Vladimir Putin has a pretty busy schedule. But for some reason, Putin has found time to make a surprise press release Sunday in regards to Russia’s failing fish yogurt industry. Specifically, Putin says he wants to work with the State Duma to eventually privatise or dissolve the российская государственная йогуртная корпорация (Rossiyskaya Gosudarstvennaya Yogurtnaya Korporatsiya, RGYK) (Russian State Yogurt Corporation), commonly known as YogCorp.
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Featured Image: A guest ziplining at the Silver Jungle Resort
31 January 2018, Silver Jungle Resort, Sarapiquí River, Costa Rica – Muffy the Hamster and Francine the Cow have always been close friends. Francine is a cow of humble origin, having been a cow for an Oregon dairy farm for several years. Muffy, on the other hand, was born into a rich family of hamsters. Muffy’s mother owns a watchmaking business, whilst Muffy’s father owns resorts in Hawaii, the Caribbean, and Central America, including the Costa Rican ziplining resort where this story takes place.
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Featured Image: The horrifying concoction that is Fish Yogurt
Wednesday, 22 November 2017, Northern Russian Village, Russian Federation – Fish Yogurt is undisputedly Northern Russia’s most famous delicacy and by far its biggest export (well, actually, fish yogurt is its only export, but you get the idea). And most likely, you can already tell this is a vile concoction even without tasting it. Seriously, this food is so disgusting it’s just a YouTube challenge waiting to happen. Which is exactly why we’re here. Today will be an exciting post, where we introduce our signature fish yogurt recipe, provide background information on other types of fish yogurt, and tell you about the exciting history of the nationalisation of the Russian Yogurt Industry.
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